Want a story about creepy guys? I’ve got so many I could probably write a book, and I know I’m not the only one! We’ve all met guys like this before:
What the girl in the video didn’t know is that she should have just given the guy her number. Not her personal number, of course, but one like this:
605-475-6968
That’s the Rejection Hotline. But the guy probably won’t know. He’s happy because he gets your number, you’re happy because he leaves you alone. You get the added satisfaction of knowing the creeper gets what he deserves when he calls. That, my dear, is what we call a win-win situation! Give it a call yourself if you’re curious.
If the Rejection Hotline is a bit too harsh for your style, you could give him the Hogwarts Admissions Office number instead— 605-475-6961. Extra funny if he’s never read Harry Potter. There are few more fun choices here.
The next time some guy tries to sing you this song—
—go ahead and give him “your” number.
The Unpoisoned Apple 
This article is great! In high school a guy in my art class asked me for my number and I just rattled off 7 random numbers. The next day he calmly says to me, “that wasn’t your number.” I calmly replied “I know”. He said, “It was Baptist Hospital.” I couldn’t help but bust out laughing and he just stared at me and said, “It’s not funny.” Somewhere in the resulting conversation we came to common ground and realized I wasn’t interested in dating him but I didn’t hate him and we could be friends. Ironically enough I did end up dating another guy in the same art class.